December 2011
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
When you're asked to babysit small children...
clearly-misunderst0od:
Walking with new clothes
Need a laugh? Click here!
Reblog If This Movie Made You Cry..
fuckyeamileygifs:
And You’re Not Afraid To Admitt It.
Soy guapa.
Feliz dia de los inocentes.
I hate when my mom asks about old friends.
twistedbeautiful:
“Why aren’t you hanging with _______ anymore?”
and I’m just like
“She became a whore.”
Guys, December 28th is the equivalent of April...
staystrongdavid:
mourinhoism:
Iker Casillas just punked you all.
Holy shit.
People who say ''New Year, New Me.''
me: I need to lose weight
me: I need to go on a diet
me: I'm so fat
me: inhales entire bag of doritos
Hoy es el ultimo lunes del 2011. Rebloguea hoy o...
likeabiscochuelo:
There is no "U" in awesome.
But there is a ‘me’.
When I see something bad happen to the person I...
When a website recommends a username for me:
Why I use social networks
laugh-addict:
is for asking people what’s for homework
is there for stalking celebrities
is for listening to music
and tumblr is my life .
new year's eve 2008: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2009 is better
new year's eve 2009: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2010 is better
new year's eve 2010: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2011 is better
new year's eve 2011: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2012 is better
"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like...
cornflakesareglutenfree:
That awkward moment when someone asks what's... →
most-awkward-moments:
can you not see?
When you get a new follower
I won't be impressed with technology until I can...
nora-bartra-afellay:
girliciousdreams:
fuckyeaahfunniestposts:
Food? I’m not impress until I can download footballers
^^^That!
